Meelo = Epic

Title ^.^
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Awww you shouldn't have!
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You knew it was coming.
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You're right. I AM awesome
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ME TOO!
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OMG! YOU'RE RIGHT!

*Face Palm*

*Face Desk*

*Face Floor*

*Face Core*

YOU CHANGED MY FORUM >
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Calm down... don't do anything stupid
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MRDOOMBRINGER'S NOT WATCHING THIS FORUM! WHY SHOULD I?
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Because Jfeather is... not... for the weekend!!! WOOO!!
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LET'S KILL EARTH WHILE HE'S NOT LOOKING!
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Then we'll be 3 admins!
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Errr wait... we're 1 person... who's already an admin...
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SHUT UP!
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NO U!
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*Smothers Meelo with a pillow*
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*Through pillow* How dare you!?!?
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*Through pillow* I can't breath!
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*Dies*
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*Dies*

Nuuu stop using your gene splicer!

Gene splicer? No. I've only gone insane
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Only? Insanity has so many side effects! How can you be "only" insane?
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I just AM. What else could I be?
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Weird.
Abnormal.
Daring.
Handsome.
Intelligent.
Perfect.
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Ah, you're RIGHT!
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Told ya' so.
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NO YOU DIDN'T!
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YES I DID!
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NO YOU DIDN'T!
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YES I DID!
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NO YOU DIDN'T!
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YES I DID!
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NO YOU DIDN'T!
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YES I DID!
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NO YOU DIDN'T!
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YES I DID!
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NO YOU DIDN'T!
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YES I DID!
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NO YOU DIDN'T!
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YES I DID!
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What are we arguing about?
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I... forget...
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Oh...
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That was spam.
SPAM SHIELD
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That's a box.
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It's gonna fall on you though
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That'd hurt a lot
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*Crushed*
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Heheh-*Crushed*

MADNESS!

Take this pill and go to sleep now

Hmmmm... *Takes pill from Earth* Side effects may include: Coma, Death, Drowsiness, Amnesia...
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What a nerd! READING PILLS?
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Ugh...
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*Punches*
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Stop punching yourself!
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I'm not punching myself! *Punch* Owwie...
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OOF! *Eats pill*
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I'm... feeling a bit... drowsy...
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*yawns*
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Maybe... I'll just... go to... *snore*

Mwahahahahaha enjoy your twenty thousand year COMA!

Why... am I in here?

I don't remember a thing...

It's so... odd...
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I'LL TELL YA WHAT'S ODD, I'M STILL HERE
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I'm schizophrenic?
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HELLO! ANYONE?!?!
[blarghinsnarginlargle]
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Odd... I don't know that language
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Uh oh... THEY'RE MARTIANS!!!
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Then we're on Mars! WHERE'S MY MEDAL?
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More importantly... where's our space suits?
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What now?
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*Chokes*
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Hehehehe...
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*Dies*
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Wait a minute... *Dies*

Oh shoot. That wasn't supposed to happen

You killleddd meeeee!!! OOooooooOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooo
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OOooooooOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooo
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OOooooooOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooo
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OOooooooOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooo
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OOooooooOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooo
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OOooooooOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooo
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OOooooooOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooo
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OOooooooOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooo
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We will haaauuuuunnnntttt you forevvvvarrrrrrrr!!!!
OOooooooOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooo
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OOooooooOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooo
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OOooooooOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooo
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OOooooooOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooo
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OOooooooOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooo
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*Grabs a gun and shoots Earth
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O_O
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*Shoots other personality*
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'Zounds, a dog, a rat, a mouse, a
cat, to scratch a man to death! a braggart, a
rogue, a villain, that fights by the book of
arithmetic!
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What are you quoting... *breathes hard* nerrdd... *Dies again*
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The work of the eternal bard... *breathes hard* William... Shakespeare *Dies again*

Noooo my weakness!

* Head explodes *

This thread fails, rofl.

Nope it pwns ice.

OoooOOOOOooooOOO I will kill my alter-ego
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OoooooOOOOOOOooo I killlleeeddd you... OOOOooooOOOO
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OOOoooOOOOO
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OOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOO
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BOO!
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AHHHHHHH!
*Takes gun and shoots the person who scared me*
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Meelo wrote:the person who scared me

That was you >_>
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Liar.
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I'll prove it. You're dieing
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*Dies*
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*Dies*

Didn't you already die?

4 times
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You COUNT these things?
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Yup.
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Weirdo.
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Hey, it's not my fault I keep track of how many lives I have left.
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How many lives DO you have left?
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5.
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And I have?
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5.
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LIAR!!! I MUST HAVE MORE LIVES THAN YOU! I'M BETTER THAN YOU!
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Nope. You have 5.
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LIAR.
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5.
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Hmm... why don't we fix this situation.
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What do you mean?
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If you had 1 less life, I'd be ahead
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That's not how it works.
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Let's do a little "experiment"
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OOOH! EXPERIMENT! I'M IN
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*Shoots*
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OWWIE
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AGH!!! WHAT'S THIS MADNESS?
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OWWWWWWWWWW
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Meelo to brain, Meelo to brain, the enemy appears to have some sort of reflective-fragmenting shield. We're BOTH hit!
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OWWWWWWWW
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MEDIC!!!
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*Dies*
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Hehehehehe. I showed him! *Dies*
[Brain to Meelo, Brain to Meelo, you're him dummy]

Now only 4 lives.

Deja Vu moment? I have a feeling I read this before. o.O... Wait a minute. If your Meelo and your Meelo, Who is Meelo? ANd WHAT KIND OF PARADOX IS THIS?!

Meelo's paradox.

Paradox? Hardly.
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OMG OMG OMG A PARADOX!!! HIDE!!!
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They're referring to you, noob.
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Hey, who are you calling a noob?
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You.
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THAT'S IT! *Stabs with toothbrush*
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AGH!!!!!
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THEY SAID I WAS INSANE TO BRING ONLY A TOOTHBRUSH TO WAR! THEY SAID I'D GONE PSYCHO! BUT LOOK! HE'S ON THE GROUND! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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It's you too...
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QUIET! *Through gritted teeth with a psychotic stare* Nobody asked you.
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I hate schizophrenia some times.
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*Stabs more*
THIS IS FOR YOU RICK ASTLEY!!!
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Errrr...
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*Rick rolls Meelo*
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We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
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A THIRD personality?
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I'm must be a psychologist, not a psychopath! I induced someone to let their inner Rick Astley free!
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Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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SHUT UP!
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*Stabs with toothbrush some more*
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We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
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IT'S... THE ABOMINABLE RICK ASTLEY!!!
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No, it's just your alter ego.
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QUIET.
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Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Oooooooh, Give you up
Oooooooh, Give you UP
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Who gave him more singers?
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I SAID QUIET!!!!!!!
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Never gonna give, never gonna give
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Give you up
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Never gonna give, never gonna give
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Give you up
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We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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*Dies*
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*Dies*
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*Dies*
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*Dies - yes, there's for of us now.*